🧼 The Soap of the Month Club – 12 Bars, 1 Glorious Year of Lather

🧼 Soap of the Month Collection – A Year of Sudsy Surprises!
Tired of boring showers that feel like washing dishes with sadness? Say hello to the Soap of the Month Collection – 12 handcrafted, vibe-checked bars of soap that’ll make your skin sing and your mood do a happy dance.

We’re talkin’ luxurious lather, nature-powered ingredients, and seasonal scents that’ll make you feel like you’ve got a personal spa subscription (but without the fancy cucumber water and the music).

🗓️ What You Get:
A full calendar of soap- tactic glory:

🧼 JANUARY – Start Over, But Sudsier
New year. New bar. No idea what’s coming.
🗓️ Releases Jan 1 | Only 100 bars available

💘 FEBRUARY – Something’s Bubbling...
This bar flirts first. Then gets serious.
🗓️ Releases Feb 1 | Pairs dangerously well with silence + eye contact

🍀 MARCH – It Knows What You Did Last Night
Mysterious. Cleansing. Possibly judging you (gently).
🗓️ Releases Mar 1 | Detox your soul. Or just your armpits.

🌧️ APRIL – Splash Zone Warning
Fresh, unpredictable, and may cause bathroom dance parties.
🗓️ Releases Apr 1 | Slippery when hype.

☀️ MAY – Sunshine’s Reckless Cousin
Bright, bold, and too pretty to behave.
🗓️ Releases May 1 | Limited run. Comes with attitude.

🏝️ JUNE – Why Is It So Creamy?
You’ll blush. You’ll moisturize. You’ll question everything.
🗓️ Releases Jun 1 | Feels illegal to lather this smooth.

🍋 JULY – You Smell Like Trouble
The clean kind of chaos. Suds with sass.
🗓️ Releases Jul 1 | Don’t blame us for the confidence boost.

🍉 AUGUST – This Bar’s Got Juice
Hydrating. Juicy. Might send flirty texts on your behalf.
🗓️ Releases Aug 1 | Side effects: glowy skin + bold choices.

🍂 SEPTEMBER – She Glows, She Knows
Elegant chaos in bar form.
🗓️ Releases Sep 1 | Smells like the main character.

🎃 OCTOBER – Don’t Eat It. Seriously.
Deceptively sweet. Secretly wild.
🗓️ Releases Oct 1 | Like if a latte had a spicy alter ego.

🌲 NOVEMBER – Campfire Secrets & Sexy Soap
Warm, deep, mysterious. Might summon forest vibes.
🗓️ Releases Nov 1 | Cozy with a capital “whoa.”

🎄 DECEMBER – Sugar Rush & Soft Skin
Fluffy. Cheeky. Possibly magical.
🗓️ Releases Dec 1 | Pairs well with cocoa and bad decisions.

🎁 Available as:
Monthly Soap Subscription Box

Full Year Gift Set (12 bars)

Quarterly Drop (4 bars at a time)

🧽 Why Your Shower Will Thank You:
Cold process magic, handmade with love (and science)

Skin-kissing oils like shea, olive, and coconut

No sketchy stuff – just good vibes and good ingredients

Naturally decorated with real herbs, petals, seeds, and more

Smells so good you’ll consider skipping perfume (and maybe pants)

🎁 Who’s It For?
You. Obviously.

That one friend who’s “really into skincare”

Anyone with a nose, a body, and a sense of humor

🚨 WARNING: Side effects may include excessive shower dancing, long whiffs of your own arm, and sudden soap snobbery.

💥 Snag your set now before they disappear like your motivation after 8 a.m.
This is a once-a-year drop. And trust us—you want to be that person with a soap of the month.

👉 Go ahead. Add to cart. Your skin will write you a thank-you note.